JOKES

JOKES

FIRST

Ram:Shyam,would you join me in a cup of tea?

Shyam:I don't think we both would fit in it!

SECOND 

MOM :hi chhota bheem you are a mental

chhotabheem: thankyou same to you!

 THIRD

question:where does ant take rest
answer:restaurant

FOURTH

why did the boy take a ladder to the school?
ans- because it was a high school. once their was a man named dale  he wanted to eat a whale he mashed it with keys  and served it with peas but couldn't quiet manage the tail!

FIFTH 

Lee : Do You Know The Meaning Of Sent Message???
Sam : Yeah .. I Know .. Scent Message Means A Message That Has Beautiful Fragrance ... :D

 SIXTH

there where five sisters
1: very short
2: always wears jewels
3: very tall
4: always points out others
5: very fat

ans:our hand[fingers]

SEVENTH 

A teacher is busy asking students about what is their parents name.
A boy, named Ashish Chadda is up next.
Ma'am: Ashish,what is your father's name?
Ashish: Ma'am, his name is 'Mr Beautiful Red Underwear'.
Ma'am: Excuse me? I don't get it?
Ashish: Ma'am, since this is an English class, I told you the translation of my father's name. In real, his name is, Mr Sundar Lal Chadda.

JOKES

NEW JOKES

one day a computer engineer told to his son ``beta , you should be very carful while playing games in the computer or else it would be attacked by virus". For that the son told ``like we get fever and cough? I will go and get a antibiotic syrup in case the computer is affected by virus".

RAM :- Hai Reena .
REENA :- Hai Ram .
RAM :- Reena ! What are you doing in this hot sun ?
REENA :- Can't you see Ram that , I am trying to dry off .
RAM :- Dry off what ?
REENA :- Dry off my " SWEAT " .
RAM :- What the ........ I have never seen such a stupid girl .
REENA :- But now you have

A Joke Of Two Friends
RAM :- Hai Reena .
REENA :- Hai Ram .
RAM :- Reena ! What are you doing in this hot sun ?
REENA :- Can't you see Ram that , I am trying to dry off .
RAM :- Dry off what ?
REENA :- Dry off my " SWEAT " .
RAM :- What the ........ I have never seen such a stupid girl .
REENA :- But now you have

A man went to a mango tree to get some mangoes.But every time he touched the tree,he got an electric shock whereas when his wife came to get mangoes,she did not get an electric shock.Why?

Ans:Because it was a MAN-GO tree!

JOKES

JOKES

1.   One day Sir.Lamsal asked all students to draw a picture of virus.In going,Ram stands and
      Certainly.
      Sir: Ram, did you finished drawing?
      Ram:Yes Sir,I finished drawing.
      He give drawing copy to Sir.Lamsal and:
      Sir:Where is drawing?
      Ram:Sir,Look with microscope and you'll see virus.Sir virus never seen with our naked eyes.

2. There were 2 friends one friend tol to another friend "my uncle brought 5 bmw's before  few minutes which were of 10 rs only" another friend tells "how" He saids

"B=balaji
M=masala
W=waffers"