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one day a computer engineer told to his son ``beta , you should be very carful while playing games in the computer or else it would be attacked by virus". For that the son told ``like we get fever and cough? I will go and get a antibiotic syrup in case the computer is affected by virus".

RAM :- Hai Reena .
REENA :- Hai Ram .
RAM :- Reena ! What are you doing in this hot sun ?
REENA :- Can't you see Ram that , I am trying to dry off .
RAM :- Dry off what ?
REENA :- Dry off my " SWEAT " .
RAM :- What the ........ I have never seen such a stupid girl .
REENA :- But now you have

A Joke Of Two Friends
RAM :- Hai Reena .
REENA :- Hai Ram .
RAM :- Reena ! What are you doing in this hot sun ?
REENA :- Can't you see Ram that , I am trying to dry off .
RAM :- Dry off what ?
REENA :- Dry off my " SWEAT " .
RAM :- What the ........ I have never seen such a stupid girl .
REENA :- But now you have

A man went to a mango tree to get some mangoes.But every time he touched the tree,he got an electric shock whereas when his wife came to get mangoes,she did not get an electric shock.Why?

Ans:Because it was a MAN-GO tree!