JOKES
FIRST
Ram:Shyam,would you join me in a cup of tea?
Shyam:I don't think we both would fit in it!
Shyam:I don't think we both would fit in it!
MOM :hi chhota bheem you are a mental
chhotabheem: thankyou same to you!
chhotabheem: thankyou same to you!
question:where does ant take rest
answer:restaurant
answer:restaurant
why did the boy take a ladder to the school?
ans- because it was a high school. once their was a man named dale he wanted to eat a whale he mashed it with keys and served it with peas but couldn't quiet manage the tail!
ans- because it was a high school. once their was a man named dale he wanted to eat a whale he mashed it with keys and served it with peas but couldn't quiet manage the tail!
Lee : Do You Know The Meaning Of Sent Message???
Sam : Yeah .. I Know .. Scent Message Means A Message That Has Beautiful Fragrance ... :D
Sam : Yeah .. I Know .. Scent Message Means A Message That Has Beautiful Fragrance ... :D
there where five sisters
1: very short
2: always wears jewels
3: very tall
4: always points out others
5: very fat
ans:our hand[fingers]
1: very short
2: always wears jewels
3: very tall
4: always points out others
5: very fat
ans:our hand[fingers]
A teacher is busy asking students about what is their
parents name.
A boy, named Ashish Chadda is up next.
Ma'am: Ashish,what is your father's name?
Ashish: Ma'am, his name is 'Mr Beautiful Red Underwear'.
Ma'am: Excuse me? I don't get it?
Ashish: Ma'am, since this is an English class, I told you the translation of my father's name. In real, his name is, Mr Sundar Lal Chadda.
A boy, named Ashish Chadda is up next.
Ma'am: Ashish,what is your father's name?
Ashish: Ma'am, his name is 'Mr Beautiful Red Underwear'.
Ma'am: Excuse me? I don't get it?
Ashish: Ma'am, since this is an English class, I told you the translation of my father's name. In real, his name is, Mr Sundar Lal Chadda.
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